Tag Archives: Horror

Evil Dead

Comparison is stupid. Comparethefckinwhatever.com makes us fat. Compared with describing something on its own terms, comparisons are just lazy. And I know I just used a comparison. I am stupid. I am fat. I am lazy. This isn’t a comparison of Evil … Continue reading

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The Horror

Here’s The Horror. A horror sketch show.

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The Human Centipede Vs Slumber Party Massacre

Right so there’s this centipede. He’s called Arthur Pod. He hates his life, his job as a grape treader and the little room he rents from his Aunt Enna. Then one day a giant creature wielding a metal spade turns … Continue reading

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Amok Train

Right, here’s what I am looking for. I want a horror film that rivals the genius that is Gymkata. I am aware that no other film could have anything as spectacular as the poor, aged extra in this clip getting … Continue reading

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Zoltan, Hound of Dracula Vs Zombieland

Well hello there, dog flashback. That’s a dog remembering how it became a vampire. Just think about that for a second. The chance to watch the visual memories of a dead dog as its unliving brain replays its own death … Continue reading

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Ratman Vs Tokyo Gore Police

Italian Horror, you’ve got to love it. Oh look there’s a fat Italian actor who looks like he’s been stung repeatedly in the face by wasps. That’ll be the wasps hanging around the pakora plate at the lunch wagon. Fuckin … Continue reading

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Dread Vs Daybreakers

Hey you guys, where’s the joy? At any time during the writing or preparing or shooting or editing did you rub your hands in idiotic glee? Did you ever giggle like a 5-year-old hiding a dog shit in their parents’ … Continue reading

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The Children Rant

Hey The Children, c’mere a minute. Here’s the thing…The Children under ten years old aren’t scary. Unless you do something fucking smart, or fun, with them, I’m not going to be scared by an evil that can be shooed away … Continue reading

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